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Lookin' Good for the Lord
Abstract: Pr. Schmeling sets the fashion pace for ecclesiastical defendants.
Our vast network of anonymous tipsters reports: I was at St. John's Lutheran Church in Atlanta, Georgia this morning, and I witnessed first hand that Pastor Schmeling was wearing his new trial suit and, I believe, a new pair of Kenneth Cole shoes. We are thankful that you have dispatched a drag queen to give him fashion advice. But after this morning, it seems clear that he got your message and is appropriately ready for his hearing. Now, let's just pray that, if there\'s an ecclesiastical jail, they use vertical stripes!
Apparently Bishop Warren's trial wardrobe is a closely guarded secret.
