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Lutheran Viagra?

Abstract: Rise Up! O Men of God T-shirt from Old Lutheran.

We were as surprised as anyone to run across the "Rise Up (Lutheranafil Citrate Tablets)" T-shirt at the Old Lutheran web site. No doubt it's a treatment for ED (Evangelical Dysfunction) or perhaps walnut wilt. Common side effects include sneezing, headache, flushing, dyspepsia, palpitations, and photophobia. Visual changes, including blurring of vision and a curious bluish tinge, have also been reported.

(Vol. I, xxxi, June 10, 2007 )

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