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Abstinence Bloopers?

Abstract: Is abstinence funny?

Ever since The Lutheran put out a call for funeral bloopers, we have wondered if perhaps there might not also be a "lighter side" to the practice of abstinence among ELCA clergy, particularly in the Central Great Lakes Synod.
Is abstinence ever funny? Are there circumstances in which (to quote The Lutheran) "something goes terribly wrong and all we can do is laugh"?
Whether it's funny or not, if you have an "abstinence story" (75 words or fewer) that you'd like to share, send it to the Hotdish Hotline. Stories may be submitted anonymously.
Please don't send your abstinence story to The Lutheran, unless, of course, it took place during a funeral.

(Vol. I, xlv September 21, 2007 )

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