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Armor of God Pajamas

Abstract: Truth, Righteousness, Faith, and a good night's sleep.

Now, for a modest investment of $39.95, kids can gird their loins with Truth, put on the breastplate of Righteousness, and take up the shield of Faith before hopping into bed for a good night's sleep. All it takes is a pair of Armor of God PJ's inspired by Ephesians 6: 10-18.
We hear that there's a growing demand for Armor of God pajamas in adult sizes, and that much of the interest has come from the Central Great Lakes Synod.
This could be just the thing to help the synod's clergy cope with Bishop Noe-Effingway's request that they abstain from sexual relations until the ELCA can adopt a sexuality social statement. We've dispatched Pr. Sophie to investigate.

(Vol. II, viii December 21, 2007 )

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